You want me to do what?
OH! Smile!
Pretty summer flowers
I love you.
Do you like my bow?
As I enter Week 7, I would now like to post the Top 1o things you need to know about me, David Letterman style.
#10) I *HATE* tummy time. Like don't even *try* to make me do it. I will either scream at you or I will decide to flip over, because I don't want to be on my stomach. What would make you think that I want to lay on my tummy that is full of air and stare at my blanket? Not cool!
#9) My swing is the best invention ever made. I love to nap in it, play in it, eat in it, poo in it, pretty much anything I can do, I like to do in my swing. My mom is already dreading the day that I don't fit into it anymore because I like it so much. Best feature of the swing? The little mirror globe where I can stare at the baby looking back at me to my heart's content.
#8) There is a little red frog that is out to get me. My mom puts me in this bouncy seat and as soon as she turns it on, there it is, looking at me, mocking me. I try to reach for him but I can't quite get him. Why is torturing me so? What does he keep looking at? One of these days, he *will* be mine!
#7) If you want to me to sleep, you better have my pink fuzzy blanket around. Don't try to lay me down without it covering me. I like my blanky and it needs to be with me when I sleep.
#6) I don't like bottles. My mom keeps thinking that I need to try one but I don't really those things. Who wants a hard, cold plastic thing shoved in their mouth? Yuck. No thanks. I'm pretty stubborn on this one. Keep trying Mom!
#5) I hate baths. Why must I take them? I don't play in the dirt. I don't splash food all over my face? I'm quite the little lady. I don't think I need them and I will let you know that I don't appreciate them when you try to make me take one.
#4) I love my stroller. Take me for a walk. I might cry for a minute but only because I really don't like being in my car seat but once I realize that we are outside and I'm in my stroller, I love it. I appreciate new scenery.
#3) My brother is the best! He loves me so much and I love having him around. I try to show my appreciation for him by giving him lots of smiles. He is always cuddling me and kissing me and trying to get me to do new things. I'm sure he'll think I'm a big pain in the butt once I start crawling around and getting into his things, but for now he thinks I'm pretty great.
#2) You MUST, I repeat, you MUST wear a burp cloth around me at all times. Sorry, I can't help it. Don't think I *like* spitting up. It's just part of my nature right now. I have to do it and it's really not my fault if you are not prepared. Now, I gave you fair warning, so make sure you use this.
And the #1 thing you need to know about me....
Talk to me! My favorite thing is to look at people's faces. People make all kinds of crazy faces at babies and I am easily amused by them. I really, really want to talk myself but getting out my voice is hard sometimes. However, if you talk to me, I work extra hard to talk back to you and give you some smiles.
